11. Movie passengers either don’t pay cabs at all, or have the exact change.
12. Movie people can get cabs instantly, unless they are in danger, whereupon no cab can be found.
13. Sudden accelleration of a car (be it forwards, backwards, stopping, skidding, sliding, or whatever) causes a loud skid, even on dirt or wet roads. Be prepared. Each wheel is also fitted with a smoke device to let you know when this happens. Hollywood cars are also special: when you take off quickly, you always leave a skid mark for each drive wheel, regardless of whether you have a limited slip differential or not.
14. Cars often end up on cliff-edges with 2 wheels in the open air. The good guys are saved just before the car falls over, the bad guys join the car in the free fall, often caused by a bird setting down on the part of the car hanging over the edge.
15. When a hero suffers through car chases and crashes, he never has to worry about unfelt spinal injury from impact.
16. The cops never show up during massive gun battles in city streets that involve bystanders and exploding cars. After the fact, you might just a siren in the distance.
17. When a main character has to cross the street (in one of the slower parts of the movie), he/she can always cross the street immediately. Of course, he/she jogs across in order to miss the one car that drives by after they cross.
18. If there is traffic, then that means that the movie is at a more intense part (like a chase scene) in which case there are a lot of cars that crash into each other. None of the important characters get hurt, the accident is never heard on the news, and nobody sues anybody important. Very few people even get out of their cars, and yet, no airbags are to be seen.
19. Women always stand and watch the cars that are about to run them over, OR the bad-guys that are about to shoot them (even if there’s cover close by).
20. Can you keep ‘em going?

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Like that wouldn’t be enough, the male model is actually Leonard F. Yankelovich, the CEO of the tuning firm. If you want, you can watch him in the next video, but be aware that it is very NSFW.

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Apparently a gang of 18 workers has managed to steal new auto parts from car manufacturer plant BMW. The parts were sold online on auction sites.

The band stole basically everything, though an important amount of money was obtained from the selling of car seats. The parts were pulled from production on the pretense of quality control.

The profits obtained from the parts sold were transferred to foreign bank accounts, mainly in Turkey. In this way BMW’s loses are around €2 or €3 million euros. The internal investigators first identified the fraud then alerted the police.

Three suspects are currently on hold and they face charges of theft, handling stolen goods and deception.

via: TheLocal

One South Korean grandmother knows this, as she tried, and failed, 959 times to get her driving license. It seems that the 960th attempt was the charm, as 69-year old Cha Sa-soon finally got her license.

She started taking the test back in 2005, going everyday, five days a week to try and pass it. After a period of time, she slowed down, and only went 2 days a week. It seems that the written part was the hardest, as her instructor said that the grandmother was really good behind the wheel.

Her unique success garnered quite a lot of media attention, and Hyundai even made a commercial starring the 69-year old lady. She now bought herself a Kia Soul, which she uses to driver her children and grandchildren to the local zoo.

Anytime you might find yourself failing time and time again, perhaps this little South Korean might help you persevere.

Via Yahoo via RPMGO

These new half-scale replica cars are taking things to a whole new level though. They offer models based on famous cars like the Jaguar E-Type, the Mercedes-Benz 300SL, the Porsche 356, the Willys Jeep or the Bugatti T35.

The replicas are built from composite materials, and are powered by a 50cc engine. They are suitable for people ages 6 and up, and although they might be catered to the children of vintage car fans, this doesn’t mean adults can’t have a go in them.

We’re pretty excited about them, and perhaps we should buy one and cover it in a special Revvnation livery. What do you think?

Via Gizmodo

Usually though, things tend to go off without a hitch, but there are times when even talented drivers slip up and touch the cars already parked on the side of the road.

That’s what one van driver did, but instead of making a dent in a regular car, his vehicle backed up onto a beautiful, black Ferrari F430.

Let’s hope for the van driver’s sake that the Ferrari owner was sympathetic and didn’t ask him to pay for the damage sustained by the Italian supercar.

This just goes to prove that when you try to park around a supercar, it’s best to be as careful as possible.

Via EpicFail

A Mazda MX-5 Miata usually isn’t among the candidates for towing, given its sports car nature and its low weight.

Still, one owner decided to show society that his Mazda can in fact haul around cargo worthy of a pickup truck.

What do you think of this driver’s ingenuity? Share your thoughts below.

Via There, I Fixed It

Luckily, one of the presenters of the British TV show, James May, decided to actually reveal the true secret behind The Stig’s identity.

Ladies, gentlemen, brace yourselves, it seems that The Stig is actually James May.

In his column in The Telegraph, he goes on to say that his whole Captain Slow persona, the fact that he owns a Fiat Panda or that he bought the ‘wrong’ Ferrari, was just a careful strategy, so that people won’t realize that he is actually The Stig.

The whole article is brilliant, so you should check it out ASAP.

Via The Telegraph

It seems that its height, 11 feet and 8 inches, has tricked a lot of truck drivers who thought that they could clear the low height.

As you can see in the video below though, they were extremely wrong. The video is both hilarious and unbelievable, as there are more than enough warnings for drivers. Check it out.

Via Gawker TV

Watch the trailer:

Via Jalopnik. Image source.